Welcome to the RPGClassics agora, Kairi.
Random Fact : Pain hurts.
What a fact.
EDIT : Steve, are you singing Blues?
Originally posted by Steve
[b]Keep it in your pants
Keep it in your pants
You heard me right
I said
Keep it in your pantsYou don’t want a kid
You don’t want a disease
Even if you keep it hid
You still could get a VDKeep it in your pants
Keep it in your pants
You heard me right
I said
Keep it in your pantsIt could break
It could squeeze
But for real
You could get a disease! [/b]
Congratulations, Steve. I love you.
I’m Bahamut Xero
Yes I am
I like eating heads
Oh yum yum yam!
I say Steve isn’t very evil
But I know
I’m just a weevil
When compared to the snow
(That he walks on)
When he goes
To the park
To the school
To the house
To the MOON!
jumps around like there’s a spaceship blasting off with him in it
I’ve gotta admit it, that was pretty darn good. The sex one I mean.
Urge to destroy world…rising.
Originally posted by Steve
I’m Bahamut Xero
Yes I am
I like eating heads
Oh yum yum yam!
Well, yeah I do. I’ve eaten quite a few mutant head in the RP forum. You got a problem with that?
Steve… I am sorry, but its obvious you have lost full control of your facilities… I am afraid I am going to have to put you to sleep…
Oh, and hi Kairi.
Oooooo
Gas chamber!
I love these things. It smells so good 
PC, I think it’ll take more than a little gas to put this dino down…:mwahaha:
Actually… I was working on a very deadly kind of gas…
as a ten mile long convoy of baked beans enters the thread.
Ok, everyone… eat up!!
Steve, sing me a song about the old country (Ireland).
Ahh, do you want an accent?
Yes.
Eats the whole convoy, beans and all
Any last requests Steve?
Scratch that, sing about Mother Russia instead.
Ohhhhhhh
Aye dee die dee die dee die dee aye dee aye dee aye
I once was a shoes salesman
(Iiiiiiin the old country) <-- Sung by a background chorus
I had a large shop
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
It had MANY shoes
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
They fit many a foot
Big
Small
Fat
Tall
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
One day a large man came to my shop
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
He asked for a pair of loafers
(Frooooom the old country)
His feet, they were large
(Smeellllllled like the old country. Peee yewwww)
He told of the wars
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
I said ‘Sir, we’ve had no wars!’
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
He grabbed the shoes, and ran
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
Yes kids. Stealing is bad!
Especially in the old country!
Oh… since you changed it… I’ll just make another.
Urge to destroy world…rising.
Just close your eyes and it goes away… Just close your eyes and it goes away… Just close your eyes and it goes away…
Here’s the song
< heavy accent >
In Mother Russia
You no sing song
Song sing you.
walks away without saying anything more
< /heavy accent >
I’d ask you to do one on impotence, but somehow, I don’t think even YOU’D do it.