I'll show you mine...

Originally posted by Cala
If you give me a million bucks…

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> So you’re basically saying that you’re a very expensive prostitute?

* Epicgamer gives Cala a Glove of +7 Slapping

*gives Cala 4" Stilleto heels for kicking +10

gives Cala 1 million dollars, half in check, half in cash
I think I made the smartest decision, guys. :stuck_out_tongue:

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Yep, Ji wins this round :stuck_out_tongue:

uses the offered weapons to beat the crap outta TD

takes the million dollars

shows Ji her hand

Thank you. :slight_smile:

You’d better make sure that’s not monopoly money and that the check won’t bounce. Damn you Jih… Damn you…

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> I’ll take that as a yes.

I already checked. It’s good.

Whats up with your title?

Originally posted by Frameskip
Whats up with your title?

Cala is now the Wife of Steve and Zero.

Cool, she has a harem.

No, she’s just RPGC’s first polygamist.

But Harem sounds so much cooler.

Harem of 2?

Does it matter? It still sounds cooler then polygamist.

Originally posted by Tenchimaru Draconis
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> So you’re basically saying that you’re a very expensive prostitute?

No, a very expensive prostitute would have sex for a million dollars. She was offering to show us hers, so she’s a very expensive stripper.

And if someone makes some lame comment like “Hurhurhur Cloth, you sound like you know what you’re talking about” I swear I’m going to lose it.

Guffaw. ClothHat, your statement implies with some degree certainty of this business you speak of, therefore the implication of your mingling in this most unauspicious business arises strongly within our minds.

Originally posted by Cloth Hat
[b]No, a very expensive prostitute would have sex for a million dollars. She was offering to show us hers, so she’s a very expensive stripper.

And if someone makes some lame comment like “Hurhurhur Cloth, you sound like you know what you’re talking about” I swear I’m going to lose it. [/b]

Hurhurhur Cloth, you sound like you know what you’re talking about.

(C’mon, you all knew it was gonna happen :P)

Edit: Dammit, Cless beat me to it.

Cless, you are a god among men.