If you don't wish to celbrate Crab Day...

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<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> …then you will have to report your complaint to the Giant Mobile Assult Crab! Here are the reasons you should fear this mechinal crab.

  1. It twice the size of any skyscrapper.

  2. The engine is not giving out heat, meaning no missiles can aim at it.

  3. It controlled by five super crabs, each with great powers.

  4. It has it own Starbucks in there, serving Crab Juice Mocha.

  5. Did I mention this is a giant mechinal crab?

Any other reasons to fear this beast or complaints can be listed here. But remember, I am watching you! ::dekar!::

I don’t understand this thread. It has nothing to do with crabs, awesomeness, or crab-related awesomeness.

Edit: I stand by my previous remarks.

You better watch what you say, or else you might feel this.


its from futurama