But it is not valid science, and thus has no place in science classes.
Furthermore, Intelligent Design doesn’t even offer any sort of ethical decisions either.
It is what it is - the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just as God said “I am that I am,” so does the Spaghetti monster exist.
EDIT: “I am what I am?” possibly? My memories of the Bible are strained.
I’m still waiting for Cthulhu to return.
Bush would make an excellent cafeteria worker if all else failed. “Want some more Freedom fries, Timmy? Well TOO BAD! I’m sending the rest to Iraq!”
Speaking of Cthulhu, I just read like two massive collections of H.P. Lovecraft. God that guy can write.