I secretly desire to own a trashy pair of aviators

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<img src=“http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/paul-smith-oval-aviators.jpg”>
Is anyone else in this boat?

Oh yeah, and what ever happened to MegamanX2K? I kinda want to know.

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So buy a pair. Go to a mall and get some from one of those cheap little booths for 15 bucks. Also, you’d need hair to match the picture.

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I’m not bald yet! My hair’s actually getting pretty long. I just wish it was as thick as it was in my youth. Man, 20’s so old. I feel sorry for people who are 3 times my age.

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So buy a wig. Go to a mall and get some from one of those barbers who make wigs from human hair for 40 bucks. Also, you’d need a new chin to match the picture.

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I’m never making a thread again.

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X is banned.

Anyway, about the aviators, I assume you wish to get on the highway to the danger zone. It’s the only way to quench the need… the need for speed.

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I had a pair. Mirror lense aviators. I got rid of them when I got glasses though.

…and the ones in that picture look fucking lame. A lot of aviators look lame but man do those ones take the cake.

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Yeah, X is banned.

I think my room mate has a pair. But I kind of think they all look the same, so they all look equally goofy.

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The key word WAS “trashy” in case you forgot.

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[a hacker has messed up the CHP’s payroll]

Sgt. Joseph Getraer: Now, about the paychecks.
Officer Barry Baricza: Yeah, I’ve got a car payment due!

[the other officers start complaining]

Sgt. Joseph Getraer: Settle down! Just settle down and we’ll try to sort out your paychecks.
Officer Barry Baricza: Well, how much was YOUR paycheck?
Sgt. Joseph Getraer: [nervously] It’s… more than I usually get.

[under his breath]

Sgt. Joseph Getraer: It’s closer to what I deserve.

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Good for you.

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Weird Al Yankovic?

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Why is X banned?

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For failing the mailbag? >.>

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The mailbag failed long before X got it.

also aviators make me lool

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Lol, and actually on topic I love the aviators you chose Hades. I just bought some glasses:

But Im dying to get Initium:

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This thread rocks.
If you get a pair (of aviators), get a top gun jacket to go with it.

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And/or an F-16. Would look great on you.

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heres a cool pair

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