Which is also why I read so many horrible porn fics, to see what kinda horrible crap people will actually gwet off on. I still hold fond menories of “Arcee Does Cybertron, part One”.
laughs uncontrollably
Oh my… I needed that.
I didn’t even know what a Mary-sue was up until now.
The reviews given to some of those fics are better than the stories themselves!
:hahaha:
wipes a tear from her eye The X-men one… oh Lordy…
linkplz. 
Wil, we laugh at them because unlike many stratas if people who are laughed at, these people DO deserve it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1849968
This one was the one I was laughing at. The reviews are freakin’ hilarious.
Here’s a classic Mary Sue to outclass them all. At least grammarwise. And spelling. And plotwise. GodAwful Fanfiction had a wonderful review of it that will be up again as soon as the Site Guru gets around with setting it up again. And then, and then, and then, and then… (warning, the site holding that fic is not good for people under 17, there are a lot of REALLY icky stuff. In fact, it’s not even good for dead people.)
Here, she’s even got a profile at ff.net! She took “legolas” down though, after people flamed it to kingdom come. It surprises me that the other stories are still up, but… heck, the reviews are the funniest bit :hahaha; :mwahaha:
Honey, the bug planet went bye bye. Plus most of the people you mention are dead. I think you mean soldier not solder or sholder. Darling, love, sweet heart it’s taken not tooked. Same job Zander has not haves.
Some people never learn.
Oh my God, you people are all-
-ADDICTED TO THIS STUFF!!! :eek:
Weiila! Say it isn’t so!!
:mwahaha:
A great place for those who hate Mary Sues are the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, dedicated to physically killing every Mary Sue ever, which they do by sending their Agents into bad fanfics and find delicious ways of doing so. Wish I knew the URL to 'em, though.
Here’s a classic Mary Sue to outclass them all. At least grammarwise. And spelling. And plotwise.
It’s like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer can’t remeber what he did while drunk: Sitting with the lads having a cheerio good time and sipping on beer - scene missing - prancing around a maypole - scene missing. The End.
. . .then Strider said"Gandalf I did not know Legolas had a sister"and then Gandalf said
“I did not know aswell”.
Oh, I had this really cute picture of a little seven year-old telling the story. I was feeling kind of sorry for her, till I checked the bio.
Xwing1056
No can do, this is just too funny!
And Yar, we have a few PPC stories here as well, Pierson wrote’em 
Here you go, enjoy!
Oh, yes, me too. It’s crying shame really.
I couldn’t find the bio. how old is she?
What’s worse is that some fan made a “book on tape” version of Legolas on RBFF. The voice sounds like a 12-year old girl high on speed and pixy stix, which fits since that’s probobly who wrote it.
That woman is my fucking hero. And I hope she listens to the thread on the Forums, and does an audio version of “Artemis’ Lover”. Because frankly, who DOESN’T want to hear the phrase “Beloved Artemis, where art mine panties?” …Whoa, betcha that’s a statement never uttered aloud before in the history of mankind.
Weilla posted a link to it: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=223102. She’s fifteen.
Xwing1056
Never allowed to be uttered, certainly. 
I have absolutely no idea what you mean by that statement, Pierson. It’s not nice to alter what a person really said to make a horrible joke like that.
Wait…didn’t she just edit heris chlorophormed and dragged off by a bunch of burly norsemen
[QUOTE=Pierson]
_ the village idiot from Texas
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I resent that! … oh wait… checks that with a check mark XP ::dekar!:: :hahaha;