I have a new hobbie

Originally posted by Trillian
[b]http://www.theonion.com/3939/top_story.html

:mwahaha: [/b]

Dion, who holds doctoral degrees

Right there is how you know that article is a fake.

Originally posted by Sir Percival
Tabloids are a complete waste of time, money and paper.

Listen to wise man Percival.

Long live The Guardian. Long live Stavanger Aftenblad. Death to the tabloids, charge!

Originally posted by Nulani
Death to the tabloids, Charge!
::Throws Nulani at a pile of tabloids::

::Fends them off with Bergens Tidende::

Originally posted by Dark Paladin
Right there is how you know that article is a fake.

<img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/calacat.gif”>thud Of course it’s a joke. It’s The Onion, the best newspaper evar. Now, you must die for not seeing that.

<img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”>stabs DP violenty several million fifillion times

I don’t read web-tabloids, Cala, so @$#&

I remain unharmed because I was stabbed a non-existant number of times!

<img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/calacat.gif”>The Onion exists IRL and you can have it ordered to you (AFAIK). Good stuff (go look up its articles on the Kennedy shooting and Titanic).

And it exists; it’s just an arbitrarily large number nobody bothers to use.

If you’d like to use a number you’ve probably heard of…

<img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”><img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/knight.gif”>stabs DP a google times

Ah, yes. Google. The number with 99 zeros.

And I’d rather not waste brain cells on reading tabloids.

<img src=“http://cala.nulani.net/images/calacat.gif”>The Onion isn’t a tabloid. It’s a joke newspaper. It will take real events (the Titanic sinking) and make fun of it (Irish Ruled Out!). WWII was hilarious ([Country] allies with [Country] and [Country] and [Country] and forgets whose its allies are or somesuch (good stuff regardless)).

Tabloids are hilarious. Anyone seen the one with the pics of the Bat boy or the guy whos scar spelled out “J-E-S-U-S”?

Originally posted by Phoenix Valkyrie
As long as you don’t actually believe what’s being written, it’s not bad.

<i>“Government in Chile is about to approve a law that would give workers the right to sleep at work, in the middle of the day, for 20 minutes.” </i>

That’s true.

Originally posted by Sir Percival
Tabloids are a complete waste of time, money and paper.
Yeah, but once we develop targetting beacons small enough to be put between two shits of paper without knowing, I’m gonna start one up, and people are gonna pay for a missle up their ass!

Nice typo there Xelo…

Originally posted by Epicgamer
Nice typo there Xelo…

And a google is 100 zeroes!

I read them as i go through the supermarket checkout.

Originally posted by GG Crono 4
And a google is 100 zeroes!
One Google has 99 zeros. Ten Google has 100

From dictionary.com

goo·gol
n.
The number 10 raised to the power 100, written out as the numeral 1 followed by 100 zeros.

(And we were spelling it wrong.)

Originally posted by GG Crono 4
[b]From dictionary.com

goo·gol
n.
The number 10 raised to the power 100, written out as the numeral 1 followed by 100 zeros.

(And we were spelling it wrong.) [/b]
That’s just how it’s pronounced.