I dreamt I had sex with Charlemagne

No Joke:

“There were three people in a bed, me, you, and this hot girl. And we both tried having sex with this hot girl, but then, after like 2 minutes, the light turned on, and we were having sex with EACH OTHER. But out clothes were on and everything. And the girl was on a computer in another room posting on the agora!”

That’s exactly how I told it to him.

Does anyone else dream about having sex with Char? Because I just did.

This is your brains way of saying, deep, down, inside of you… thats where you want my peepee to be.

The hot girl was probably Pierson.

Threads like this tell me when somebody’s been at the Agora WAY too long. :stuck_out_tongue:

“Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me” - The Smiths

Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope no harm
Just another false alarm

Last night I felt
Real arms around me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

So, tell me how long
Before the last one?
And tell me how long
Before the right one?

The story is old - I know
But it goes on
The story is old - I know
But it goes on

Oh, goes on
And on
Oh, goes on
And on

This is the Charlemagne sex thread, not the music thread. Get it right!

Are you saying that you didn’t have sex with Charlemagne while music was playing?

What kind of primitive savage are you, Hades!? :open_mouth:

Don’t hate me just because I’m Samurai ;_;

I think I need an Edit of one of my Quotes…

Charlemange is so great that Lad love him too

Big Nutter
Edited parts in Bold

Goddamnit Eva. :stuck_out_tongue:

Quoted for emphasis

come on admit it! you two want each other! Or actually Hades wants YOU. I want in on the gossip, dammit!

Okay, so now we know what to get Hades for his next birhtday/Christmas (or whichever comes first). A “life-sized Charle” doll, so that he can live out all his secret fantasies.

This is what happens when you don’t blast off before bedtime kids.

And who was the girl? :stuck_out_tongue:

Yo Mamma!

Well you’ve apparently already got enough gossip for your yaoi fantasies.

All’s I gotta say is that this thread is FUBARred

What’s FUBARred?

Oh hush demigod, they aren’t fantasies they are written ART.