But seriously… a single hug would be more than enough. That’s all I’ve been waiting for. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
http://snopes.com/legal/arizona.htm
Basically, don’t trust every single one of those “dumb laws” as automatically being true.
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Then stop talking about your interest in sodomy.
Go hug your mom or something. Hijacking Ren’s sexual intercourse law thread because you want a hug is a no no 
Thus we start to delve into Manus problems.
No, I’m just saying that those matters aren’t very relevant. I for one can live perfectly without ever considering them.
And, as I was saying…
I believe there was a law against intercourse in an ambulance, and the penalty was… I think the women who do it get their name indicated on the local newspaper. O_o Let me see if I can find the full text…
Well, Manus just got a brand new problem… ME! I’m going to kill you, Manus! KILL YOU DEAD!!!
Speaking of dumb laws… look at these!
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Alabama
"Law: It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
Country: USA
State: Alabama
City: Mobile
Explanation: During the time that there were many military personnel in the area, the law was passed, in order to quiet the young men who would howl at the ladies, embarrassing them."
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Arizona
Oh my God…!
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
Now thats just common sense!
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Arkansas&Ad=Read
Fayetteville… Interesting.
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=California
This is just too much!
Fine. Just ignore my page refuting some of those Arizona claims, Manus. We’ll just keep spreading lies as accepted fact without any research.
Manus, I really do not want to know your “perverted” fantasies, especially since you profess to HATE perversion…
As Shakespeare wrote: “Methinks that thou doth protest too much.”
Ok, Manus, you stupid ass! If you arent going to respond to somone that made a post in between your old post and your new post.
YOU USE THE FUCKING EDIT OPTION!!!
Originally posted by Manus Dei
[b]http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=ArizonaOh my God…!
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w00t! points to location
And this is just too much!
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Colorado&Ad=Read
Alamosa
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
And look at this one!
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
New York’s finest!
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=New%20York
Sweet jesus, you don’t need to post the links to every frickin state. This is spamming, and it’s gone way too far. You’ve already had your post count knocked down last time. If you really wanted to add those links, use the Edit button- don’t keep on hitting new reply whenever your 70 second post timer expires. This is absolutely ri-goddamn-diculous.