How very interesting...

…but how does this explain all the years BEFORE he was prescribed all these things?

A wizard did it.

There’s all this shit coming out about Ozzy and his family that just makes me wonder if it’s all a publicity stunt.

-Sharon apparently cheated on Ozzy with Randy Rhoades (I think thats him), one of Ozzy’s former guitar players.

-Kelly is apparently feuding with Aimee, the sibling who does not appear on the show.

-Ozzy was apparently sexually abused as a child by fellow school children.

What’s next? Jack fucking the dog? Wouldn’t surprise me.

I didn’t know doctors could prescribe heroin.

Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
A wizard did it.

Not another one! Why can’t these wizards just leave people in peace!