How come we don't have...

Straight pride parades
Jet packs
Submarine cars
Underwater lairs and cities
Something that can go to the bottom of the Marianna Trench
Lightspeed
Warp-speed
Wanka-speed
Pills to make my dick bigger (ones that actually work)
Android bodies
Androids
Sentient Computers

I mean come on! It’s 2010! I propose that the new RPGC group project be a scientific research commitee that creates these long objects that will some how better man-kind. Who is with me? If you grant me your time and money now, if you take a step towards the future, if you just give life a chance! We can begin. We can rise from the past into a future so far unknown! All I need is a chance.

Spring Break

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rocket_man02_-_melbourne_show_2005.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/356883/squba-submarine-car-is-real-looks-silly-but-amazingly-fun

An unattractive prospect. While researching for the role, I ran computer simulations demonstrating, incontrovertibly, that the whole bio-enclosure concept is fundamentally flawed. Be it expressed via dome, sphere, cube or even a stately tetrahedron, buuuddy!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathyscaphe_Trieste

The energy required to go faster approaches infinity as you approach the speed of light, so no conceivable method of accelerating a spacecraft to that speed is going to work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive

http://www.artcraftsurfboarddesign.com/surfboard-gallery/rich-pavel-and-dave-dickey-quiver/60-wonka-speed-dialer/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RedPenisPump.JPG

http://www.liverdoctor.com/index.php?page=body-types

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627566.800-robots-with-skin-enter-our-touchyfeely-world.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Because an internet forum can do this. Especially when a 16 year old racist attempts to lead the way.

Those were all my ideas and they were stolen from me!

Well it’s too bad ideas can’t be protected.

/lawyer :ah-ha!: