Well, sorta…
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/internet_history/
Thanks, real hilarious. Despite that, most of it is the truth. We are using something that has such a proud history! :hahaha;
Only now do I realize what the web is… :too bad:
You’re an asshat.
Entire time: Someone invents something really great, but [large corporation] patents it immediately, even though they didn’t create it, hindering progress.
My favourite though is:
nternet introduced to businesses. Worker productivity up 35%
Internet Porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%
XD
Pretty funny.
Worth a chuckle. Sorta.
lawlz
Am I the only person that didn’t think this was funny?
This was on Fark about 2+ weeks ago. Still funny.
I remember back when you’d still go to websites and they’d say things like:
<BLINK>MAKE SURE YOU DOWNLOAD AT LEAST NETSCAPE 2.0 SO YOU CAN SEE MY AWESOME ANIMATED GIFS AND <BLINK> TAGS!!!
:)</BLINK>
There’d also usually be an embedded midi in the background of those sites, as well as background images of animated spinning hot dogs or some shit. All I could think was “why the hell did I download this Netscape 2 anyway? In retrospect, Netscape 1 was a lot better…” I still think today that I may have been right… -_-
I mostly miss the time when you could search altavista or something (before google) for random stuff and not get horrible brain damage…
Except from the spinning hot dogs of course.
Yeah, I remember when AltaVista was the best search engine. I remember before that actually using Webcrawler.
Wow, when I read the title of this thread, I read “Xelopheris of the Internet” … haha, nice.
Ninten:cool:
I remember AltaVista. Yahoo was powered by it for a little while.