I haven’t played D&D for years now due to a lack of players. So I assembled a group with some people in my city. I am the DM.
Problem is, they’re stupid. What do you do when you put the characters in a hard situation for them to figure some way out of the trouble, give all the clues, hints, tips, etc. and still they won’t respond, saying that they don’t have any ideas of what to do?
I’ll give an example of what has already happened.
DM: so, the 400 kobolds gathered on one side of the canyon, before the bridge. What do you do?
player A: I dunno. They are too many to fight. Hm…
DM: I will describe the scene again. There are four hundred kobolds standing before a wooden bridge. There is A LOT of wine on the bridge from the kegs you have broken. You are on the other side of the canyon, also close to the bridge. I remember that those with one-handed weapons and no shield [3 in 6 people] are also holding torches. TORCHES!
player B: pheraps we could use the torches against them?
player C: what, you’re gonna fight an army of kobolds hitting them with your torch?
player A: no, we could just use the fire to scare them. Like they do to animals.
DM: the kobolds have torches too. Raven, why don’t you cast a fireball? A FIREBALL!!!
player D: no, I will keep it for later use. One fireball can’t kill 400 kobolds in a hit.
player A: let’s jump into the canyon.
player C: we’ll die from the fall!
Player A: well, we’re horseless, so we can’t run too.
player D: let’s face it, we’re all already dead.
DM: sigh the kobold closest to you walks on the bridge and drops his torch. It lits the wine and the bridge is engulfed in fire. No one from either side may cross the bridge without diing from the fire. Soon enought the bridge falls into the canyon and the kobolds are not able to reach you anymore. You all have just lost a chance to get some tons of XP but the DM is hereby giving up.
player E: how did you expect us to think of burning the bridge?
DM: wished I had a dagger to slay those goofs