Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed earth?

I forget, it’s tomorrow that it might destroy the earth? At least, the FIRST time it might destroy the Earth. …What is this thing supposed to do, anyway? I still don;t get that.

In a nutshell: recreate the conditions of the universe just after the big bang.

Also, anyone who wants cheap laughs should view source.

I don’t trust that look on his face…

Heheh, I would so be someone stupid or psychotic enough to create an even bigger, more dangerous version of this very thing and blow up the universe. XD YAY TO THE GIANT BOOM-BOOM!!!

Well, doesn’t really matter, I’m watching Fringe right now, not the special on the LCD. (Heheh, LCD XD)

Well, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. Nope, I’m not hiding a crowbar behind my back.

I still feel that there had to be a better way to spend that money…

I’m surprised I didn’t hear about this months ago when a friend of mine mentioned the collider. There was supposed to be like a 1% chance that it could actually destroy the Earth. Still, that’s probably the reason I’m not really shocked at this news.

But, I think no matter what happens, those scientists will be happy with whatever they come up with. Especially looking for that whole “God particle” or whatever it’s called. Yeah…wouldn’t want to waste over two decades of research to come up with squat.

It was much lower than 1%. Much, much lower.

Come on ‘Doorway to an Alternate Universe’! Baby needs a new Earth that didn’t waste a shitload of resources to rip the Universe a new one.

Originally Posted by Trillian
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com

Ninja Edit: Have you checked with the Earth Advisory Board yet?

Yes, specially because

Brand-new Mercedes limos?

Well so far the world’s still in one piece, no apparent alien invasions/rifts in the space/time continuum yet, and no sign of the dead rising from the grave either, in other words…

Nothing’s Happening Yet!!

(Though I don’t really expect much from this oversized science fair project, it’s fun to dream every once in a while.)

If you see mist rolling in go to the nearest grocery store and stay there.

"The Large Hadron Collider fired its first beam around the machine’s full track at 10:28 AM local time (1:36 AM Pacific time).

No actual atoms were smashed today – that won’t start for weeks – and no results are expected for months, at the earliest."

Jesus. They keep hyping up doomsday but they never actually USE the damn thing. Why would anyone be worried about today if they weren’t even going to collide shit? Are people RETARDED?

I’m disappointed. Nothing even took place. Nothing. What a sham.

I think you answered your own question.

wipes sweat off brow

Good thing I live in an alternate dimension :hahaha;.

If mist starts rolling in I’m picking up a sword and shield!

Hadron collider = 10,000 posts
Can Sin wait till Oct 21 – Hadron’s second beam firing, and the subsequent atom smashing – for the annihilation of our Universe?

Or just pray that 4 gunslingers will show up. Fuck yes.