Long story short, I broke up with a girl today, right, and she threatens to kill herself. While the appropriate steps have been taken to prevent it, I’ve had one girlfriend kill herself before, and so, while this is under control, I’m needless to say pretty freaked out still.
I don’t want advice or ‘srry dud’ or any of that, but I want stuff to take my mind off of it. So post funny stuff and entertain me for a good cause, please?
I have an amazing apathy towards people like that but I guess it depends a bit as to why she wants to kill herself so for now , assuming you’re serious, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. If you want any kind of help, you’ll have to obviously give more information on the subject. Can’t fight a battle without knowing your enemy first.
I already watch Dr. Who, especially Doctor’s 4 and 6. Ugly scarves FTW.
Anyway, thanks for the large number of responses, and I’m not a hot chunk of man-meat, she’s just a neurotic, pathologic chunk of girl meat. Or whatever the appropriate euphemism for females is, I don’t really know that one.
Oh, but I totally do have a way with the ladies. A suicide and a threat. I’m like some kind of emo kid version of Don Juan, only I don’t like emo. I’m not even a good Emo Don Juan. Damn, I suck hogscrotum.