Heh Hades, nothing works when it comes to picking up chicks in high school. Trust me. Even though you see people with girlfriends, it’s just your mind playing tricks on you DON’T LISTEN TO IT. But once you get out of high school SK’s trick will definitely work on any woman. I’m pretty sure of it.
Dinner and a movie sounds like an ideal thing, even if you aren’t that close yet.
Oh, and burn her a music CD of some shit she likes. If she happens to have some of them already, it’s still good. You thought of her and her music tastes. Even though it’s cheap, burnt music pwnz as any gift.
“Hades, man, I suggest you SERIOUSLY reconsider this sexual reassignment surgery business. It ain’t worth it. First of all, they will fashion the topographical and architectural details of your new genitals out of your penis after they chop it off, so in your case there won’t be enough material for them to make a finished product. Second of all, they won’t be able to give you a real vagina. At best, you’ll have just a hole. A real vagina has the ability to stretch, thanks to a wonderful organ called the cervix. You won’t have that. You’ll just have an inflexible hole with about three inches’ depth. What’s worse, you’ll constantly have to use an instrument to dilate it so it doesn’t collapse on itself. And worse still, since they use your scrotum to make the inside walls of it, there’s always a chance that you might start growing hair on the inside of it. Long story short - you won’t be a woman, you’ll be a man who chopped off his dick and drilled a random hole in his body. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.”