Gibberish Thread: Join in on the fun is great for time.

I figure this will flourish as it has on past forums on which I have started threads like this, or it will be shut down after this post, never to be seen again, that being said here is some gibberish for you and the fish.

Good day to all lords and ladies of the jury, I intend to run down this track at a minimum of 10mph is the speed limit, so I will have to give you a ticket to the opera on saturday is my cousin’s birthday, so I can’t go on that double date of birth certificate was lost during a flooded server is keeping me from contacting you vial email me if you get lost my wallet in the alley between the drugstore and the police headquarters? Why would you take me there? Because, ma’am, we have to question you about the new snickers bar and see how it tastes are not being discussed here, senator, but laws are not my concern, I tend to make my own ice cream in the back yard on the fourth of july.

The Tower of Babel is dead, people. let it die.