You can’t go wrong with penguins. It’s an irrefutible scientific fact.

No, really. Go ahead. Try and refute it.

You can’t, can you? Hah-HAH!

Nonono, you’ve got it wrong, it’s a giant mech penguin. Remember its first appearance way back when.

Now, normally I’d object, since everyone knows Penguins are the most evil animal on Earth (I have SEVERAL childhood cartoons backing me up on this!), but that penguin’s too damn awesome, so I’ll let it slide. God help us all if a Koala shows up.