Girl: Hey I think we should use some more burrrrrp
Boy: Yeah we should totally hit it again but I get first dibs on it
Black guy: starts singing cho miko fwatz nillidae doweila iwachi peepo doabasho choco!
Boy and black guy: O taendaya say yanda bosayna rida sunshinnda ya ae bosrida sunshinda ya ae taenda bosrida fo yaes taenda etdai bosrainda NO!
G I JOE!
I also like the one where the guy enters the burning house and just blows up the two kids for utterly no reason, spouting garble the whole time
the best one of all though is the “I’m a computah” one though. Especially with the beginning of “oh hell no, what’s up dog?” The pond one is real good too.