Batman.
Batman must be the most important person in your life.
A marzipan frog.
Relative size of the animal, etc.
Put it in a tea cup and drop it down a hole.
The severity of your interaction with the animal is equal to the severity of the way you treat your problems (in a passive or aggressive manner).
Enormous.
You probably have an enormous ambition to solve your problems.
False.
It is probably false that you aren’t a people person.
A blue guitar case with a paint can on top.
If this doesn’t include flowers, food or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Wool.
The durability of the material the cup is made of is equal to that of the durability of your relationship with the person you were walking with.
Burn it.
How you would treat the cup is how you would treat the relationship with the person you were walking with.
Very big.
You have probably got a very big sexual desire.
Not at all.
How wet you become is equal to the relative importance of your sex life.
I see my problems as small and cute!..?