Today is the most holy of all American holidays. Today is the day we get to blow shit up. Well, I mean, we blow shit up every day. We’re Americans. That’s what we do. BUT. Today we get to blow shit up AND rub one of our oldest ally’s face in it.
So say it with me.
FUCK HARRY KANE.
FUCK MEGHAN MARKLE, THE TRAITOROUS WENCH.
FUCK ELIZABETH.
FUCK JIMMY CARR.
FUCK NIGEL FARAGE.
FUCK DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
FUCK J.K. ROWLING.
FUCK TIM BERNERS-LEE.
FUCK GARY OLDMAN.
FUCK SIMON COWELL.
FUCK RICHARD BRANSON.
FUCK GORDON RAMSAY.
FUCK CHRISTOPHER NOLAN.
FUCK ADELE.
FUCK PIERSON.
FUCK ENGLAND.