FUCK ENGLAND

AWWWWWWWW RPGC DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR CLAP FOR THE 149TH BIRTHDAY OF CANADA AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAH

IT’S FUCK ENGLAND WEEK YES IT IS

FUCK ENGLAND

You know what’s BOOTY? Parliament telling Scotland “Oh don’t vote to leave; you won’t be a part of the EU if you leave the UK!” And then Scotland votes to stay in the UK. THEN THE UK VOTES FOR BREXIT LIKE 18 MONTHS LATER. THAT’S BOOTY! And now Scotland and Northern Ireland are thinking of seceding from the UK. I hope they secede during the first week of July so that they can join Canada, the US, and Malawi in celebrating this Most Holy of Weeks.

You know what else is BOOTY? ENGLAND’S SOCCER TEAM. LOST TO ICELAND. England needs to eat more Booty-O’s. Booty-O’s - They Make Sure You Ain’t Booty.

ENG /clap/ LANDSUCKS
ENG /clap/ LANDSUCKS
ENG /clap/ LANDSUCKS
ENG /clap/ LANDSUCKS

FUCK ENGLAND

England is already doing a proper job of fucking itself

THROWS TEA INTO THE HARBOR

Also IDK if we can fuck England any harder than it just fucked itself. >.>;

Down with George III! (And Cameron, May, Johnson, Gove, &C).

They should put Henry III back under that parking lot they found him under (and Cameron too while they’re at it).

That said, England had already Brexited out of my heart long ago. Now they can Brexit out of muh jub.

Also FUCK ENGLAND!!! Wasn’t one Great Recession enough for this century?

LOLing at all the butt hurt globalists in here

Any of you ever actually been there? :v

I haven’t either, but you know. There’re worse places to be.

clears throat

AHEM

It’s the Fourth. It’s that special day. ALL HAIL THIS SPECIAL DAY.

FUCK ENGLAND

U-S-A!!

U-S-A!!

U-S-A!!

U-S-A!!

U-S-A!!

U-S-A!!

I picked the wrong time to move to Scotland.

Nothing quite like reading the date wrong and necroposting.