FUCK ENGLAND (wait this title has to be fifteen characters? LAME)

What’s this? Two days early?

I THINK NOT!

See, the US declared independence from those assholes on Great Britain on July 2, 1776. We only approved the language of the Declaration of Independence on July 4. So. July 2nd is a very important day for America triumphing over the English.

Oh wait. July 2nd. US over England. Huh. I wonder what else happe-

ezgif-3-3681d0306721

OH YEAH THAT! USA 2! ENGLAND 1! WOMEN’S WORLD CUP SEMIS! SUCK ON THAT, ENGLAND! WE GOING TO THE 'SHIP FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT WORLD CUP! NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD, BABY! USA! USA! USA! USA!

FUCK ENGLAND!

:face_with_monocle:

I’ve fixed the title length requirements.

1 Like

I too say Fuck England for taking away our movie stars with promises of making princesses out of them and turning their fathers into awful, controlling drama queens.

Also Brexit. They can just Brexit right on out of Brexistence.

“You! You there! What day is this?”

“It’s the Fourth of July, sir. Independence Day.”

“Good! I haven’t missed it. FUCK ENGLAND!”

Aw. England. What’s the matter? Lost to Sweden? Thought you were still good enough to win it all? Shoulda been in the final?

LOL NOPE

FUCK ENGLAND