For all you non-Ninjas out there.

TrkJac · August 15, 2005, 10:47pm

Southern California Pirate Coalition

Nulani · August 16, 2005, 5:06am

Arrrr?

finalfanatic · August 16, 2005, 11:52am

But I don’t live in Southern California. :bowser: I don’t even live on the west coast. :bowser: I’ll never get to be a pirate. :bowser:

BigNutter · August 16, 2005, 6:15pm

Veggietales (Cless Alven had this as his sig):

From A Very Silly Sing-Along Narrator: “Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything!”
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt (All): “We are the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you …”
Larry: “We don’t do anything!”
Pa: “Well, I’ve never been Greenland and I’ve never been to Denver, and I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I’ve never been to Moscow and I’ve never been to Tampa, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.”
All: “'Cuz we’re the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you …”
Mr. Lunt: “We don’t do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I’ve never walked the gang plank and I’ve never owned a parrot, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.”
All: “'Cuz we’re the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you … We don’t do anything!”
Larry: “Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at ping-pong, and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten head lice, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!”
Pa: “Huh? What are you talking about? What’s a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??”
Mr. Lunt: “Hey, that’s right! We’re supposed to sing about pirate-y things!”
Larry: “Oh …”
Pa: “And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That’s just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?”
Mr. Lunt: “I think you look like Cap’n Crunch!”
Pa: “Huh? No I don’t!”
Mr. Lunt: “Do too.”
Pa: “Do not!”
Mr. Lunt: “You’re making me hungry.”
Pa: “That’s it, you’re walkin’ the plank!”
Mr. Lunt: “Says who?”
Pa: “Says the captain, that’s who!”
Mr. Lunt: “Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap’n Crunch!”
Larry: “And I’ve never licked a spark plug and I’ve never sniffed a stink bug, and I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I’ve never bathed in yogurt and I don’t look good in leggings …”
Pa: “You just don’t get it!”
All: “And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!”

Big Nutter
If you really want to know I’ve been singing that all last week.

TrkJac · August 16, 2005, 6:54pm

“Three pirates came to London town”
(to the theme of “The ants go marching”)

Three pirates came to London town
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
Three pirates came to London town
Yo HO! Yo HO!
Three pirates came to London town
To see the king put on his crown.
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

At first they came to WaySide Inn
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
At first they came to WaySide Inn
Yo HO! Yo HO!
At first they came to WaySide Inn
And said good Landlord, “LET US IN!”
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

Oh, Landlord have you good red wine?
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
Oh, Landlord have you good red wine?
Yo HO! Yo HO!
Oh, Landlord have you good red wine?
Enough to fill this cask of mine?
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

Oh, Landlord have you bags of gold?
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
Oh, Landlord have you bags of gold?
Yo HO! Yo HO!
Oh, Landlord have you bags of gold?
Enough to fill the afterhold?
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

Oh, Landlord have daughter fair?
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
Oh, Landlord have daughter fair?
Yo HO! Yo HO!
Oh, Landlord have daughter fair?
With laughing eyes amd curly?
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

Oh, Landlord will she marry me?
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
Oh, Landlord will she marry me?
Yo HO! Yo HO!
Oh, Landlord will she marry me?
And sail with me across the sea?
Yo Ho, ye Lubbers! Yo Ho, Ye Lubbers!
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho!

Yar_Kramer · August 16, 2005, 8:40pm

Are they vampirates?

Nulani · August 17, 2005, 5:30am

It has cute vampire boys! Eeee…

BigNutter · August 17, 2005, 2:33pm

I know what you mean, Nulani. Very cute ones… Yeah. It might turn me Bi…

BN
And myself straight…

Mabatsekker · August 18, 2005, 1:18am

Hmm… Newfies too… Perhaps Spoony should pick up garlic next time he’s at a local 24/7?