How can we tell if this is fake? Do you really think CNN, a news channel would make a joke about a video game?
Tell bush I said:
“Hey Bush, those are Aeons. Not demons. The satanic things are all enemies.”
Tell him I also said:
“Hey Bush, stop being a narcoleptic gaywad!!!”
Mother: “This game is not appropriate for children!!! Look at the size of Tifa’s breasts!!!”
Father: “I’ve been calculating that this whole time. 16” diameter…Mmmmm…"
i actually believed it until i read that part about mario being unable for comment…
funny, yet unsettlingly possible.
tifas breast were unavailable for the comment.
Lefty: “We don’t want to get mixed up in this.”
Mr Right: “I’m filled with anger and milk!!!”
Here’s the follow-up story. http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/daltonofzeal/CNN.html
Dalton, you didn’t tell me you work for the fear mongering media machine!
If anyone banned FF7 I would relinquish their heads.
Borrowed for gags Later.
I have been making News In Great Britan and rest of the World via the web.
I heard that BBC1 (Which the channel that News program was showing) is Shown in some EU other countries.
I could see them banning something like GTA, but a Final Fantasy game is stupid. Makes you wonder about how much of society is run by games/entertainment, though.