I’ve reached similar conclusions about your inability to take a joke. Well, it’s not really offensive. And considering the number of adults who can’t, childish. And it’s not an intellectual issue, so it’s not really retarded, either.
But the point is, fuck you, Zero. ::shakes fist::
However the 984 wears his.
Oh fuck. Time for a style change.
Ill follow you…
There’s humor, and then there’s being offensive. Allow me to demonstrate a reversal.
I alternate between a goatee and not touching a razor for 6 months to a year.
It is a solid, incontestable fact that all clean shaven men are homosexual. Call it offensive, but your’e only denying the truth.
Plus, the fact that you view it as derogotory is more offensive than the obviously non-serious concept, if you ask me. I mean, maybe if I hadn’t listed a Magnum PI moustache under ‘sex appeal’ I could see you getting offended, but I think it’s fairly obvious the voting option titles are neither serious nor particularly true, and should thus be taken at such value.
Thirdly, homosexual was never used in a derogotory manner. Your offense over it would be akin to someone getting upset at me describing the lumberjack beard as ‘manly’. It’s merely a joking description of the hairstyle’s commentary on your personality, and one which is certainly not to be taken seriously. I even specifically used homosexual, rather than gay, to impress this usage onto the viewer of the poll, so that he or she might see the objective use of all hair-describing terms for the sake of humour and humour alone.
Next, someone will be telling me the Fratboy option is offensive, because it stereotypes all college members belonging to greek houses in a negative connotation, not to mention the fact the Stevie Ray Vaughn, proud soul-patch wearer, was never affiliated with a fraternity, so far as I can tell. I mean, come on, it’s a joke poll that never says anything is wrong with any of the options. Only the handle-bar moustache and '70s 'stache are given biased commentary, and those are both in positive directions. So, yes, I suppose I did say being homosexual is inferior to being Magnum PI.
But then again, everything is inferior to being Magnum PI.
EDIT: VE in with the zing! for 100 points.
DOUBLE EDIT: I think that’s offense, Zero. I know plenty of hobos who can shave. What a biased, generalizing statement, asshole. Hobos have feelings too. The mockery of them as unintelligent, incapable, and dirty is a childish, outmoded notion best served up with 1950s images of June Cleaver and the idea that sex is only appropriate in a female-submissive missionary position. I think it’s time we put those foolish notions behind us and recognize hobos as important, contributing members of our community.
Most clean shaven men are such because they either can’t grow hair in, don’t want to have to spend time keeping a beard trim, or their job does not allow facial hair. Clean shaven is a very professional, white collar look. Only teachers, pediatricians, and ambulance chasing lawyers can get away with facial hair. All other white collar jobs usually require a clean shaven face if you want to make any headway.
Not true. Ed Greenwood’s rocking the scraggly beard, and isn’t he some high mucky-fuck at WotC? Or does working for satan no longer count as White Collar?
I suggest you stop breaking rule 8 this minute and drop the subject.
I still don’t see what’s ‘insulting’ about it, in any way, especially given the direct explanation of intent, but aye aye.
Dammit, I read that as teachers and paedophiles. :-(()
Paedophiles can get away with a lot of things.
Like Dutch political parties.
I like having a clean shaven face because it makes me look sexy, not because i need to express my latent homosexuality.
And because you express it so well in other ways. 
I’m all about the rugged stubble and gotee. Not unkempt, infact I keep it perfect. Perfectly SEXY. Me-ow.
:kissy:
I’ve got a moustache, best way to describe it is a thinner version of Ned Flanders’. 
No beard, because the Safeway gets the angry when I go one day without shaving it. -.-
I’m letting mine grow out. Cumby’s don’t care.
Once I grew my beard out so that my face was obscured, then shaved, and it seemed to have a pretty strong effect on people, especially girls(since I grew it out before taking new classes, so they didn’t know what I looked like). I might trying doing it again for fun… of course I’m stuck at home this semester and my mom harasses me whenever I don’t shave for more than a week.
So what’s a greek house? My google returned something about college drinking (a study) and building companies.