Errr... Hi?

does the welcome dance

Welcome and whatever, Phoerret.

Usually I would tell you to keep it down, but since you look either dead or asleep (can’t tell which) in those photos, so I won’t bother.

Anyway enjoy your stay.

I’m Yar. I’m the welcoming committee. But I don’t eat souls, that’s Lilith, and anyway she doesn’t eat 'em, she just chews on 'em a little.

Whew … She’s outta da way. Anyways, I’m Strong Bad, and you don’t know it yet, but I’m da reason you’re here. Check me out! … No, seriously, check me oHOLY CRAP!

If you insist … HIIIII!!!11111elevenses [glomps Phoerret and starts licking his soul]

Welcome to Rivendell … Mr. Anderson. Care to join us?

Hi! My name’s Dizzy! Want some cake?

I AM SINISTAR! BEWARE, I LIVE!