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Jenna:
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Cavelcade:
The scottish have very mixed feelings over Global warming you know. Because, they can sit on top of the mountains and watch the English drown.
Bad ways to start a party political broadcast:soooooooooonnnng! ”
Nelson Mandella was in jail for thirty years before they found out the truth about him and made him president. Sort of like George W. Bush, only in reverse.
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UF-Jabricruds:
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You know, I was really torn about what to give you, cos it was funny; But, since if I were to Pass you it would look like I were backing down from a threat, I’ve decided that you
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Jenna:
Noted
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Warsaw_Pact:
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The_984:
My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is “Television for women. Lifetime, television for women.” Yet for some reason, there’s always a woman getting beaten on that network. "Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, “Rod.”
I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, “Why don’t they just call that the female seahorse?” You know it’s just some stubborn scientist. “Yeah, that one there’s the male seahorse.” “Uh, Bill, that one’s having a baby.” “…the male has the baby. You’re fired.”
You think when gym teachers were younger, they’re thinking, “You know, I want to teach…but I don’t want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?” I can’t believe we got grades in gym class, I’ve never used anything I learned in there. “All right, I’m standing in front of a room full of strangers, based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy.”
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BlueMageOne:
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The_984:
BAND
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Nightblade:
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Sinistral_Amon:
This might be old, not sure:
A man from the city just moved to the country. He did not really know the country lingo, so he just decided to wing it.
Along a dusty road one day, he comes across an old farmer. The old man looks ragged and seems he has not eaten in a while. The farmer asks the city man if he wants to buy his last two chickens and a donkey, so that he may buy food for his family. The man is a charitable person, so he agrees to but them.
The farmer tells him that the male chicken is called a cock and the female is called a pullet. He also says that the donkey can be stubborn, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to get him moving.
So, after a while of walking, the donkey begins to slow down. The man does not want to put the chickens down, because they will run away. Knowing he needs to scratch behind the donkey’s ears to get him moving, he asks a woman passing by;
“Can you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?”
Well, I thought it was funny.
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Bakufan19:
I asked my gym teacher about that a couple months ago. He started on a 10 minute speech about all the requirements and years of university he needed to become a gym teacher at a crappy school.
And dodgeball is wicked fun. Nobody cared about the actual curriculum, it was all about throwing rubber balls at people’s heads.
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And, I think I’ll call it a wrap here. You guys made a hell of a run. Something you guys might wanna know in case I do this again: I automaticalled FAILED every link. Maybe they’re funny; I dunno, cos I didn’t click a single one. I said “Entertain me” which implies “You”, and not “Some website”
All in all, lotta FAILED, and only three of you pulled it off. I leave you with this:
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Rhaka
July 26, 2005, 4:17am
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So in conclusion, I’m awesome.
Also, Miss Mints, I gave you a chance to Pass, but you didn’t take it and FAILED.