Entertain me, my subservient minions

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

*Whips out a lighsaber and chops off Skankin’ Garbage’s head.

There, whos laughing now??

I give up.

does a dance :dancer:


The Stud Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK old fart, time
for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?”

The young rooster says, “Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.”

The old rooster says, “I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs. “You know you don’t stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start.”

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind
the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows
the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, “Dammit… third gay rooster I
bought this month.”

Who threw this fricking box at me!?
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Once I dropped 8 dark templar into a terran base with a Comsat that went down in like 3 seconds

It was pretty cool

Uh, uhm, Ska Comic?

Uh, if you don’t like ska, uh, I’m screwed?

haha fukin nerd


chili dog on Steve’s chest :smiley: RYUUUUKEN ( i’m drunk =/ )





Now repent














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Two Irish people walk into a house.
24 hours later, forty walk out.

George Bush Senior and George Bush junior are sitting together in conference about Iraq.
GBJ: “Gee dad, I really wanna invade Iraq, but how do I know if they have weapons of mass destruction?”
GBS: “Oh that’s no problem, they DEFINITLY have 'em alright.”
GBJ: “Oh? How d’you know that dad?”
George Bush Senior goes over to a filing cabinit, takes out a file, slaps it down on the table and says: “Here’s the receipt.”

An Irish contestant managed to get onto the English show Mastermind, and he chose as his subject the 1916 Easter Rising in Ireland.

Question one was “Who were the leaders of the rising?”
No. two was “Where did the rising take place?”
And the third was “What day did it take place on?!”
Again he answered with “Pass.”
As he did so, an Irish voice from the crowd cried out, “That’s it Paddy, don’t tell 'em anything!!”

Make your own Sailor Moon Hair

opens IRC PM with SG
! /describe #rpgclassics is entertained!

I win. :slight_smile:

Whoever quotes this and writes FAILED sux