Earthquakes, Tsunamis, what else?

Apparently, it’s been quite a day or two as far as weather and natural disasters are concerned.

The Northeast has that crazy-ass shitstorm of snow.
LA getting pelted with rain and storms (not really news, but I laughed).
Chile getting hit with that massive 8.8 earthquake.
Impending (?) tsunamis for stuff in the Pacific.
Apparently a 4.4 earthquake in Oklahoma (really?)

So who pissed off the gods?

I read the Necronomicon today.

You bastard.

Which part of the Pacific?

EDIT:
never mind

We had a tsunami warning. Some of my friends had to evacuate to higher ground until a little while ago. My parents and friends have been texting me all night trying to make sure I was fine.

i hope kor’s dirt farm is ok…

Sounds almost like a couple immortals fought on holy ground.

Hope you’ll be okay; keep in contact with your local friends. Hawaii isn’t your home state?

Ultratech, 4,4 isn’t anything special even if Oklahoma doesn’t get shaken often. Remember that these numbers are powers of ten, so 4,4 is over 10000 times weaker than 8,8.

North East gets snow in the winter. That’s fucking unheard of.
LA got 2 days of rain during its rainy season. HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Chile getting hit with that massive 8.8 earthquake. HOLY SHIT A COUNTRY LOCATED ON MOUNTAINS CREATED BY A PLATE SLIDING UNDER ANOTHER HAS A MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE ALERT THE ENTIRE PACIFIC RIM THAT GEOLOGY IS HAPPENING.
Impending tsunamis for stuff in the Pacific. Large earthquakes make large waves in the pacific, how very strange that shaking water makes waves.
Apparently a 4.4 earthquake in Oklahoma. So what? It happens, it’s rare there, and a 4.4 is basically nothing and I would be surprised if the damage was any more severe than knocking over a few shoddily built fences.

The only thing really even newsworthy is the Chilean earthquake with follow up tsunamis. Even then Chile is a country that has the infrastructure to stand up to it so you won’t see the insane death and devastation that we saw with say Haiti.

California had flooding and landslides as a result of the land being devastated by the massive fires they’ve been having lately.

Haha, I went home for Christmas and suffered like a 5.something Earthquake, and when I got home in early January, we had a 6.8 or something like that. We had another 6.something a few weeks ago, too. I live right by the bay, and we even got the Tsunami warning from the earthquake in Chile.

And yeah, I hope Kor is okay.

It’s not my home state.

The Northeast has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Providence barely got a dusting.

Thanks to the Providence, Arac.

Many disasters such as these cannot be but the work of one sick puppy on his computer…

Thanks to the fact that not even snow likes winter in Providence, more like it.

I want a volcano. Just so I can grab the nearest hot girl to me and say “You better lava me now or lava me not.”

Why do you require a volcano to tell such a bad pun?

Probably so that the girl can reply to that pun by jumping into it.

Although, if I were the girl I’d shove him in and appease the volcano god.

Volcano gods only like hot females.