EARTHQUAKE ON THE WEST COAST

It’s official. Mole people are targeting North America.

This happened while I was at school today, and honestly, I wouldn’t have known if I wasn’t checking the news this afternoon.

“I was watching the U.S. Open Tennis downstairs and while sitting on my couch I felt it beginning to move back and forth… It didn’t frighten me … but it took my attention off the tennis match for a few minutes.”
I’m sorry, but all I’m able to take away from this is that the guy is more worried about the earthquake interrupting his watching tennis on TV than anything else.