Don't spill cream soda on your laptop

I don’t know about laptops but the simple, independent keyboards of our youth prefer OJ.

OJ Simpson? D:

Guilty!

And I dunno, IBM’s NA division seems pretty independent from any HQ in China. It’s more like they bought the division, not took it over per se. Kinda like owning a hockey team.

Sounds like an excuse to me!

The one and only.

Well, no matter what it looks like, this only reinforces my positive bias towards IBM laptops

Also Toshiba will feel my awesome <i>disdain</i>

Thanks for the advice but my laptop is waterproof, wait nevermind.

I find most electronics (Videogame controllers, Keyboards, ect) can be fixed when soft drinks crystalize simply by running some hot water through them for about 5-10 minutes, then hanging them up-side down to dry for about a week. Actually. There are websites out there with instructions on how to dishwash your keyboard =D