Does anyone have those ten phrases from Bill Gates?

I remember someone posted the a while ago. It was like:

“Life’s not fair, get used to it”
“If you think your teacher is hard, wait 'till you get a boss”

That’s all I remember. My mom heard about this somewhere and thought it was funny so I said I would ask you guys.

Looks like CC came prepared!

Originally posted by Cybercompost
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm
PWND!!!

Who the hell are you and why are you an attention whore?

I dunno, who the hell are you?

Well shit, that’s a no-brainer. I’m me. Now who the hell are you?

I DONT KNOW!!!

OMG ME TOO!!!

LLOLOLOLOL

YA

KTHXBYE

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WHY U NO TRI HRD!?!!11

You two deserve to be shot.

“Death comes to all
But great achievements raise a monument
Which shall endure until the sun grows old.”

Yup, shot.

Originally posted by Jiharn
You two deserve to be shot.
wut? the qwestion wuz answerd. a5 I am to beleeve, itz n0w a fr33 f0r all thred.

Thanks.

When anyone says that I always look around for people wielding chainguns. This place has made me paranoid. Thanks a fucking lot.

Rule 12: “Competition is good. 98% marketshare are better!”

I forsee a big lock being stamped on this thread.

Nah, Charl is unique. Only GM needs to be sent to the chopping block.