Power to the slobs. Down with smart people.
I am NOT one of the above cause I’m a girl and my sisters don’t even read fanfiction. Also PC, I’ll wait and see. Besides, it might be interesting. Also, I can’t be a bitch cause I’m not a female dog either.
Originally posted by Wolf of Light
I am NOT one of the above cause I’m a girl and my sisters don’t even read fanfiction. Also PC, I’ll wait and see. Besides, it might be interesting. Also, I can’t be a bitch cause I’m not a female dog either.
ooooooh a Smart Allec I’m sooooooooooooo scared. You know one of those people who’s never heard of the word slang and likes to make themselves look like idiots bringing up dictionary definitions.
rolls eyes fine, you want me to stop using dictionary words?
MITCHELL!!!
The fat drunken slob from the movie in MST3K’s last Joel Episode!
Gallo, you ROCK. YOU ROCK, my friend, for referencing that.
WoL, it might help to not act like a pain in the ass before people realize you aren’t really one.
Gallo, I am constantly impressed by the way you are able to work on so many stories at one time.
As always d, your writing is a work of art. Strange, really really strange. But art all the same.
Going good Galloway. Much like all your stories. 
I think I’ll be enjoying this one. 
Good work, this should be a great fic.
It’s Mitchell people! the slob with an additude. :hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha;
The shadowy figure, wearing the Imagination Glasses, watched the action in the town below him. The townspeople were, naturally, unaware of his shadowy presence. That is, until he finally did something:
He put on the Armlet of Constructive Criticism and fired a massive beam of pure black energy. The Armlet shook and buckled under the swarm of energy, apparantly adding to its effect somehow. Within half a second, the entire town was vaporized into dust. The figure then descended to feed on what energy was left.
“Detective Poke!” shouted one of the lowly officers. “We just recieved word that another town was attacked!”
Poke grabbed the report, took one good look, and sighed. “You know, these vaporizations and stuff just don’t affect me emotionally anymore,” he said.
“There’s got to be a connection,” said Starstorm (he was in the castle when PC was killed, so he naturally came along). “Why steal the Treasures and THEN go on a killing spree?”
“It might have something to do with us having them,” said Galloway. “Perhaps whoever it was is afraid of what these could do to him?”
“That’s not important right now,” said Poke. “We just need to find this guy before any more civilians die. We have three possible leads…”
“Wait a fucking second!” shouted Val. “You mean, you HAD a vague idea about what was going on, AND YOU DIDN’T FUCKING TELL US ABOUT IT?!”
“…I forgot,” said Poke. Everyone fainted, except for Mitchell, who was still drinking another beer.
“Anyway,” continued Poke, “we have three areas we should check out. Galloway and PC, you guys check out the nearby Canadian settlement. Weiila, Star and Val should go check out a deserted area a few miles from the Valley Lodge. Finally, Mitchell, I want you to do a stakeout on a multi-millionaire in the suburbs. We don’t know why, but it just seems like you won’t screw up on that.”
(to be continued)
The Armlet of Constructive Criticism?! I like it.
I’d rather be staking out the multi-millionare. sighs
So let me get this straight: You get to go to a secluded area where there should be few -if any- people around with your angel of a lover/wife/whatever the hell you are in this fic at the moment, and your VERY liberal (and damn hot) daughter-in-law who is well-known for her willingness to do anything for a good time. And you’re complaining because you couldn’t go watch a millionaire. WATCh HIM, not take anything of his.
Weiila, mommy, you didn’t start loving him for his mind, did you?
… For some reason, I’m happy I just had a nice dinner with Val after giving her that playboy bunny costume…
Cool. Armlet of criticisum blowing up a town? Meh, guess criticisum IS powerful.
I’m stuck alone… with d.
Ah, crap… I am going to be a kid again.
lol. Wouldn’t put it pass him to turn almost everyone into kids, again.
Aww, man, does that mean I won’t be gettin’ some?
…I guess we don’t have any real MST3K fans. If we did, somebody would have probably picked out what episode Valley Lodge is from.