Cloud's Ignorable Political Ranting

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Originally posted by Cloud Strife X
Exactly. I forgot who said this, but someone once said, “Democracy is the worst form of goverment- except all the others.”

The quote is “It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”, and Winston Churchill said it.

The California Gubernatorial election is getting so much publicity (obviously) because so many kick-ass celebrities are running. Columnist Arianna Huffington. <i>Hustler</i> publisher Larry Flynt. Diff’rent Strokes Star/Security Guard/Midget Gary Coleman. Watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. Porn star Mary Carey. Arnold Somethingorother… Can you blame everybody for going crazy?

Just check out Mary Carey’s platform:

<b>1. Legalize gay marriage in California.</b> This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

<b>2. Tax breast implants.</b> From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

<b>3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense.</b> This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

<b>4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room.</b> We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

<b>5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets.</b> Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state’s resources.

<b>6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will.</b> These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

<b>7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty.</b> This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

<b>8. I will fight the federal government’s attempts to harass the adult video industry.</b> Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can’t afford to lose this tax base!

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Originally posted by Majin Vegitto
Saddam is even more powerful than Osama,
What the hell are you talking about? Hussein’s military was even weaker than anyone had thought. He had Soviet-era equipment that was over a decade old, no Scuds, and only a handful of modern aircraft. It took us what, a week to destroy his military? Where the hell do you get off comparing him to Hitler, who had a state-of-the-art military (one of the best in the world) that could take on any industrialized country, or fascist Japan, whose aircraft were better than American aircraft when the war started?

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Originally posted by Heaven’s Soldier
You were right, I did not get a word of that. But who cares, it politics, right?

Haha, good one asshole, guess what Politics affect everyone!

Acctually Cloud, to tell you the truth all the information you just posted is usless, I don’t live in Californa, I could care less about a man being called intoxicated for writing a book. Most of the time I’m inotixcated anyhow, and yeah the WMD, it’s all a lie, remember it’s Bush, just here to finish his daddys work from way back when.

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When threads like this come along, where the person posting the thread, puts his name in the thread. And the thread is about politics… I like to do somthing liiiiiiiiiiiike THIS!

Originally posted by Cloud Strife X
what is the deal with the California election?
Whats the deal with your moms election?

Originally posted by Cloud Strife X
I got most of that out of me.
I got most of that out of your mom!

Originally posted by Cloud Strife X
Thanks for hearing me out.
Thanks for hearing your mom out!!!

Silence you ninny!

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The other funny thing is, you don’t live in California Cloud, I don’t think you really know too much about Politics. :hahaha;

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Originally posted by Cybercompost
[b]Yes, quite ignorable fan of Ayn Rand.

And no, you do not sound like a scholar, you sound like a fifteen year old babbling incoherent idealogy. [/b]

How’d you guess?

Anyway, I agree with y’all. I’ll shut up now… IN YOUR DREAMS!!! HAHAHA!!!

Seriously, folks, in conclusion: I don’t like people dissing my mom and I agree that Bush is an idiot. If there was anyone else worth voting for, i’d go for him/her, but unfortunately there isn’t.

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Originally posted by Majin Vegitto I don’t know why you’re being so closed in. If I handed you a blank map could you point out Iraq to me?[quote]

It would take me five seconds to point to Iraq on a blank map, if I was in second grade. I could also draw in its borders if you wanted me to.

[quote]It was a mistake in the past for Americans to keep out of worldly affairs.

There is a huge difference between isolationism, and a non-imperialist foreign policy. It shows an immense lack of reasoning power on your part to decide that the only kind of foreign interaction possible is dropping bombs. Be quiet.

Perhaps it doesn’t have anything to do with us directly, but we’ve seen one man rise and create havoc beyond anything we could imagine. Do you know why the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? You know that the U.S. was not even involved in the war officially until after the attack. The Japanese saw us as threat to the Pacific Ocean, and moved to take out our entire Fleet with a single huge attack. Luckily all of our battleships were out of Pearl Harbor, otherwise America would be a very different place today.

Check your facts, chief. The most notable loss of Pearl Harbor was the battleship USS Arizona. Oh, and what SK said.