Classic Threads:

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I’ve been searching through the archives a whole lot, and I was remembering a lot of posts that were awesome. I was also recalling, as the kids say these days, “Epic fail.” The threads that I’m going to put here do not even scratch the surface of RPGC’s history, but I believe that they’re a good jumping off point.

I want all of you to participate, considering that I believe that everyone’s tastes are quite different in the matter. But here are a few threads that I believe are noteworthy through the posts contained within them. I only ask that if you are to contribute more threads, which you should, that you shouldn’t pick any threads started by yourself. That’s just sad.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=24747 “A public service announcements for those of us who do not bear Y chromosomes” - Sin

Sinistral has a habit of highlighting important issues and touching us all. In this thread, he has a very special message for us all.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=23482 “Argh” (AKA “when was the last time I was compared to Hitler?”) -Sin

It is no surprise that Sinistral gets two threads. In this one, he laments that he is not seen as dictatorial enough. Perhaps this is because, as one Sorcerer says, he fucks sheep. I personally think that Sinistral just needs hugs and love! But probably not from me (I don’t have the right set of chromosomes… also I haven’t shaved).

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=10885 “People are Fake” - Sorcerer

Sorcerer and the importance of being earnest.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=21596 “I totally can’t think of a title.” - Setz

Unlike the awesomeness preceding it, this is some of the most epic of epic fails. I still wince when I see Setz’s name, but when you look back he was quite entertaining.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=25087 “Who is the real Kaiser?” - Kaiser

This is notable because, as the 984 notes within the thread, the poll is not edited whatsoever. Not even naked lesbian twins could bring the Kaiser down!

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=27103 “Rampant masturbation” - Silhouette2

I had to bring in this one, because it has some of my favorite SK quotes of all time.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=24569 “How I saved the world pt. 1” - zeppeline

Zepp is a funny bastard. Sadly, I couldn’t find the thread I was looking for, but it might have been a post within a thread. One where he’s mocking people that rightly deserved it (it may have even been me, I believe I’ve been a whiny bitch at times). This still has a lot of awesomeness within.

That’s all I have for now, but believe me- I’m still looking through the archives. These are the threads that I remembered. Now what about you?

Edit: Just making the links work - 984

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Rampant Masturbation was a mish-mash of posts from three different threads.

My only posts in the Female Shaving thread were me saying “Hot” and educating Sin on Andrew Dice Clay. Reading past threads, I’ve come to the conclusion that probably 6000 of my posts contribute nothing whatsoever.

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While this may be too recent to be considered a classic, it is still one of the greats.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=28861 Female ejaculation, by Sin.

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Lies! You warned us of the threat of Uriels. I think that’s contribution enough!

Also, I figured out what was wrong with my links- I can only see them with the https, but I’m pretty sure that NONE of you can. Damned work filter!

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Spoiler tags as to not scar us staffers by the memories. Alas the threads are rightfully gone, and thank all ye internet gods for that blessing when the site got eaten by a worm.

Anyway…

“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”

For some reason, my game always jumps ahead in that scene and passes over a couple of dialogue lines in a second, including that one. Suppose my PS2 loves his mama.

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I also revealed how Kagon paid for school. http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=11742

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I guess you think you can nominate yourself just because you’re a mod? Well… well… yeah! Uh… okay. I guess you can. GAP bows down before The 984, paeon that he is

EDIT: Also, there’s worse than body hair, Sin. There’s tit pimples ;_; (I’m talking COVERING, not just one or two).

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Less with being a mod and more with being The 984.

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It’s too bad this board doesn’t have the original “Eat the hippo”.

edit - I’m SO glad I never posted in that particular Setz thread. BTW, that thread contains yet another Sin-Hitler reference.

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I was thinking that, too. I wonder if anybody has archives.

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Tanks >_>

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Big Nutter posted in one of those threads, that wack job had totally skipped my mind. As had that track girl that I posted about - I don’t even remember what killed her.

As for “Epic Fail” Setz threads, there’s lots of those. There’s the one where he tells us his family has gone broke; the one where he tells the story of banging the girl at KFC (roflroflrofl), the one where he steals money from his parents to buy video games…

edit: Setz refers to kaseli as “Dev” in that thread… does Devillion = kaseli?

lasteditiswear: awesome thread CyberCompost :stuck_out_tongue:

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Haha…yeah it was you I believe. Nothing personal you know…if it weren’t you, it would have been someone else. I’m an equal-opportunity hater. I just work with what the forum gods give me. Unfortunately, I think the board only archives the most recent 500 posts…and that was a long, long time ago. Perhaps one of the admins might be able to look it up.

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The “Hi. My name is zeppelin.” posts have been directed at both Roun and Nate.

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Yeah, but Genericangstyposter is Rountree, right?

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No, he’s Cybercompost.

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Whatever. One faceless, sex-starved dork is the same as the next as far as I’m concerned!

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They’re all wrong. I was Loki.

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Pretty interesting. Its always depressing to see how none of us have changed our basic posting styles(and personalitys’, by extension? I wonder).

EDIT: One way to find really old threads is to do post searches on members who haven’t been here for a long time. But you probably already thought of that…

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Man. What a buzzkill.

(GAP has gone through more names than TD)