Yeah, just wondering how many of you have seen it. You can get it at animesuki.com if you want. Anyway, very, very wierd and funny stuff. I especially like the race.
Iâm behind a proxy server so Iâm fairly limited with torrents. Can you give me a description of the thing?
Iâve experienced it. One of the stupidest things Iâve ever seen. -_-
Essentially, Nu and Poyozo (two mute running gags from CT) go and have a party. Gato/Gonzales and Johnny are involved. Lots of humor, almost none of it funny.
Okay, it starts with a giant portal opening quite loudly, which doesnât wake anyone up, and monsters streaming out of it like water from a penis. Then their leader stops and says âTonights the monsters Millenial fair.â So anyway youâve got your stalls and all that going on. Then it focuses on just one stall, a stall with no-one at it, except the Nuu andâŚother creatureâŚthat are itâs participants. Theyâre a band that want new members. Theyâre not doing very well. The clue is the no people around them.
Anyway, eventually they get bored with that and decide to go explore. Ainât that nice. Unfortunately, the Nuu, being so fat and all, broke the stall as it got out, so now they canât go back. ;_; First thing they go to is the dancing. They arrive just in time to seeâŚBig Bro from FF7 start dancing! Well, not really, itâs actually Johnny the racinâ robot. The suck ups call him Big Bro though. Apparantly heâs a good dancer. And apparantly he hates the thing because it canât dance, but thinks it can. He hates the Nuu 'cause it keeps stealing his wheels, so he chases them off. Heâs pretty mean really, when you think about it.
So anyway, then the thing forces the Nuu to participate in the soda guzzling contest. Just when it looks like theyâre about to lose, he brings out his secret weaponâŚa snes controller! He connects it to Nuu and use the secret technique, âA-button barrage.â They win. And all they get is this lousy golden shovel. Pretty grumy really. Itâs not even that big. But the thing likes it.
Anyway, while theyâre up out of the fair on a cliff, Nuu decides he needs to go pee-pee. So he does. In the bushes. The farmer. While in their, he has the misfortune to find Gato. Fortunately, he doesnât wake him up. Unfortunately, the thing and it start playing with it, and do wake Gato up. Gato being the giant robot, in case you donât remember. You know what he does. He starts singing. âAhâŚI am GatoâŚI am strong!!!beat me upâŚwin silver points.â Then he starts chasing them. And thereâs no escape. Heh.
Anyway, at the same time a race is starting. And guess whoâs there. Thatâs rightâŚJohnny. He gives the others a head start, then starts, and knocks them all over. See, heâs just mean. Anyway, heâs winning, but then we âAhâŚI am GatoâŚI am strong!!!beat me upâŚwin silver points,â coming over the horizon, just before Gato himself crashes through the wall in front of Johnny, with thing and Nuu on top. No explanation given. None needed, really.
Johnny, seeing thing, decides this is a challenge and they race. And I mean race. Johnny then decides to up the ante, and uses his turbo boost. Unfortunately for him, Gato also has a really big rocket on his back that he uses. Uses to kick Johnny. Kick him again. And again and again. And again and again and again.Then they see a turn coming. Theyâre just like, âOh holy crap, turn, stop.â So Nuu sees a button. A skull and crossbones button. The others tell him to push it. He does. Gato stops. Johnny stops. Johnny gets hit by punching glove, into the wall. Sucks to be him, eh?
Anyway, dawns breaking, so the monsters have to leave, the only evidence of their being there was the giant trail of distruction. But foolish humans wonât notice this. It fades out from Gato finally stopping his song, surrounded by a crowd of humans, including Crono, Lucca and Marle. Fun, neh?
Ewww.
The best part is during the credits when the Nu imitates the Day of Lavos! I found it amusing, but would rather see an actual Chrono Trigger series based on the plot of the game.
(And the other creatureâs a kilwala, btw)
Kilwala, weird thing, whatâs the difference.
Is this done with sprites or what? Donât tell me they actually DREW the stuff like in the Chronicles sequences.
Yep, all drawn, all animated. No sprites in there.
I agree.
Makes it a lot clearer what youâre talking about in your summary, thatâs all. Also gives Seraphim Ephyon a better visual image of whatâs going on, as he canât see it for himself. It wasnât meant to be a criticism, just an additional piece of information for the curious.
Itâs shit. Itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit itâs shit .
I dont know whats worse. This, the Teenage Mutant Turtles oav, or those Transformers animes
I know, yeah, I was just messinâ with ya.
i think the OVA was just plain stupid ._.;;; sighstupid stuff X_X
Itâs not that god awful, but they could have done a much better job with making an animation based on Chrono Trigger. Thereâs a reason itâs never been localized.