I don’t mean to imply he isn’t big, because size matters quite a bit. I’m surprised that he’s never had lubrication issues since he needs to thrust himself through the chimney rather quickly when he drops his load.
All I Want For Christmas (Is To Kick Your Ass)
If I had to pick one Christmas music to listen to it’d be the one about seasick crocodiles.
And even then, I could only really listen to it once or twice a year before it gets old.
I guess it has to be some kind of Xmas magic because not only can Santa ram himself up and down the chimney ridiculously fast but he manages to get so far in that even his huge present bearing sack goes in with him.
Any chimney that can fit his girth and his sack is a chimney I’d want to avoid, to be honest. And you know, we didn’t discuss any cross-chimney contamination. Its not really hygienic to go from 1 chimney to the next like that. That kind of promiscuity is very dangerous.
What about this?
Haha, just realized Nebagram and I linked the same song, saying basically the exact same thing.
To be fair though I was forgetting the ultimate Christmas song…
Ah yes, always got to get the tallboy in the photo. That’s a beer size.
IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE YOU KNOW THAT I’M YOUR MAN
Huh. I though that was going to be a joke video. But apparently it’s real. Nice, but talk about unexpected.