(During a brief power outage, Charlemagne’s tanning booth experiences a slight malfunction. Forfeiting a darker base, he instead gains the mildly impressive ability to foretell insignificant events of the immediate future. This is his story… )
charlemagne touches RPGC message board, his eyes widen, and his body makes a sudden jerk
There will be a thread… it will be linked to some… ridiculous current event… it will only be mildly funny… and will be… a small waste of time…
AH! another thread will be made… it will be about… politics… It will be very boring… but people will still post in it… so they look like they’re smart…
BUHDUMM!! charlemagne… you’ll watch some awesome christopher walken sketches … you’ll reference them via the board threads and via AIM … it will make Merlin smile…and possibly get your threads closed.