Charle Rulz!!!!!1!!

Well, a couple days (demon seed matures at an excellerated rate) before I was born, it was the Las Vegas RPGC meet, and as I’m led to beleive there was lots of drinking going on so it could be either Weiila or Nulani. Being the son of Death would indeed be part of my description…

How can you tell that someone, like Charlemagne, is a king?

It is quite simple really.

He doesn’t have shit all over him.

Originally posted by Chris StarShade
[b]How can you tell that someone, like Charlemagne, is a king?

It is quite simple really.

He doesn’t have shit all over him. [/b]
I’d never! I’m far too dignified!

btw, who the hell are you, stranger? and should I stick your head on a pike, as a warning to others?

Originally posted by Charlemagne
Well, a couple days (demon seed matures at an excellerated rate) before I was born, it was the Las Vegas RPGC meet, and as I’m led to beleive there was lots of drinking going on so it could be either Weiila or Nulani. Being the son of Death would indeed be part of my description…

Or maybe you’re like a God, and you were born in a really weird way… like… Sin vomited you up, or something.

Hey, Aphrodite was born from Uranus’ castrated penis and sea foam… it wouldn’t be that strange.

I sprang full form from Sinistrals BROW! Hella wow!

PS: huh huh, you said “ur anus!”

Originally posted by Dragonessa
Ew, no! That would make him my brother! D:

And since when has that been a problem here? As I recall, Cala, your half-sister, is married to Steve and Zero, your grandfather.

And since you’re Sinistral’s son, that means that you’re TD’s brother, since SIn adopted him, making you my uncle through adoption, or something.

Yeah, I’m surprised my head hasn’t exploded recently.

Gosh. So Zero is my grandfather/brother-in-law/uncle (on my father’s side)? @_@

glompies her great-uncle-through-adoption Charle :3

RPGClassics is more incestuous than the royal families of Europe.

And you can’t give me an age, I am as old as time itself. As ancient as the very Existence! *Nod, nod.

I always thought Charl sucked.

The RPGC family tree loops like a pretzel, doesn’t it? I’m confused. 8)

Originally posted by don Stevus
I always thought Charl sucked.
:open_mouth: Really? I always liked you…

Not being in the RPGC family tree prevents much mental pain. Of course, it’s impossible to avoid it’s logic-bending influence when it surfaces.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Charlemagne rocks harder then…something! gives Charlemagne a chainsaw Go nuts, Charly. :smiley:

Originally posted by Dalton Of Zeal
The RPGC family tree loops like a pretzel, doesn’t it? I’m confused. 8)
An eleven-dimensional hyperpretzel, maybe…

Yeah, this thing is really incestuous. But as enar as I can tell, I should be dead by now, or at least a babbling idiot, since I’m apparently my own aunt now through blood relation. And I don’t even know HALF of the connections anymore!

URK! Someone burn the family tree already. OR throw a Holy Hand Grenade at it. All I have is NERF Frag Grenades.

does the Charlemagne dance and hands out cookies Woo!

I <3 you Charle. :slight_smile:

Charagan ;_; lav <3

I’m still wondering where I am in it :hahaha; .

On a more serious topic:

Is it just me or are these “Chalemagne rules”/“ClothHat rocks” thread being a little stupid?