At Least you don’t have this Plate, or some will do it…
Big Nutter
or Pierson?
Ford Ranger '95 Deluxe. You want excessively huge for NO FUCKING REASON, there you go.
:no2:
Nonono… Ford Excursion. I’m not sure if the Excursion is bigger than the expedition. Then there’s the Chevy Suburban, the Hummer H2 and the Cadillac … I don’t remember the cadillac name. Its fucking SUV country where I live.
You forgot the dodge magnum, the most phalic car ever created
Its a retarded vehicle, I think its a really funny station wagon, but its not excessively huge like the ones I mentionned.
My parents have a Kia Sedona and love it.
I have…
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I have…
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sob I have a Ford Windstar. sob
Hey, will you drive me to my soccer game?
Right on the money with the Jetta?
are you kidding? have you ever ridden in one?
There is no “jetting” going on.
I put the A/C on I lose 50 horsepower.
I wish I could Say I had a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500… I would call “her” Eleanor.
Big Nutter
Gone in sixty Seconds (2000) Nicolas Cage
You have me wrong. I am not a Sally Soccermom- I’m a couching potato! A Joe Sixpack!
Cough
He’s got a brand new car
Looks like a jaguar
It’s got leather seats
It’s got a CD player
But I don’t wanna talk about it anymore
I think we’re gonna make it
I think we’re gonna save it
So don’t you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
We’ll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon
But I don’t wanna talk about it anymore
I think we’re gonna make it
I think we’re gonna save it
So don’t you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
I think we’re gonna make it
I think we’re gonna save it
So don’t you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
He’s got a brand new car
He’s got a brand new car
A brand new car
A brand new car
A brand new car
I think we’re gonna make it
I think we’re gonna save it
So don’t you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
I think we’re gonna make it
I think we’re gonna save it
So don’t you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
Big Nutter
so wants GT4:for reals
Liberal Swine 
It is. Excursion doesn’t fit in conventional parking spaces.
In other news, just wait til they make the Ford Excrutiation! It’ll take up both lanes, require 2 men to drive, won’t fit Truck Clearances, and will have worse Ergonomics than ALL SUVS COMBINED 
I can’t wait, dude
"Four lanes wide and eight feet high, it’s a deer smakin’, squirrel squasin’ driving machine. Canyanero, Canyanero!
Well, Ford does have its new Escape. Unfortunately, it doens’t follow the naming convention of the Explorer, Expedition, and Excursion. They should have name it Excape. Or Exit (See? Exit? Like Escape? I’m funny)
Nothin’ like a good old Hachiroku. Or AE86 Toyota Sprinter Trueno. I blame Initial D. But it’s good 
Or Toyota Corolla '86 for Europeans.
I said it had a cool name, not that it was powerful.
I still don’t think the Taurus is a horribly bad car. I used to have one, and it was nice enough. It wasn’t luxurious by any stretch, but it was a reliable hunk of metal.
LOL! I didn’t know it was THAT bad. That’s hilarious. I seriously think that a machine that monstrous is in the works somewhere.