Can anyone here honestly say

Several years ago, I was watching The Price Is Right. So, they went to the final two contestants bit as usual, and the first Showcase had a fucking hovercraft. A real fucking hovercraft. Now, the first person, what did he do? He passed. He fucking PASSED. HE DIDN’T WANT THE HOVERCRAFT. My lord, what a retard.

I saw that episode, or one similar to it. i wanted to hunt that idiot down and gut him for passing on the Hovercraft.

And hell fuck yeah, I want a Hoverboard! I’ve wanted one ever since I saw Back to the Future 2!

I never understood the jetpack thing - I always thought someone’s ass would end up burned.

A couple years ago? Did it have strings? Jesus, did they even have cars back then? O_o

Hoverboards>Sports Cars

I wouldn’t want a hoverboard. I have a horrible sense of balance, so I’d probably fall off a lot.

Your hoverboard would have gyros and all that shit to keep it balanced for you.

Yeah, where the hell are the hoverboards? Forget the Segway, WE WANT HOVERBOARDS!

Screw hoverboards, I want a spaceship! No, not those crappy, fragile POSes that NASA makes, I’m talking about one thats all tricked out; Shileds, Photon Cannons, Hyperdrive, Cloaking, Torpedo Bay, and a theater system in the passengers seat!

I could live without one.

But you still want one.

well i’m scared of heights too, so I wouldn’t want to be on something that floats above the ground. it would trip me out too much.

Fuck hoverboards and jetpacks. This is where it’s at