Bras - safer than sterility

She’s lucky.

Very lucky indeed. Also, this is why you don’t fire guns into the air within city limits.

I smell a business oprtunity: a joint project between flak jacket manufacturers and lingerie designers.

They’ve taken the first step to providing lingerie suitable for female adventurers to go dragon slaying while providing the maxium amount of bareness. >.>

Oh now there’s a catchphrase for a commercial…

I dreamed I was Superman in my Maidenform bra!

You fire them directly at the cops. Right, Arac?


That gives more incentive to wear a bra, but I still don’t think it’s good enough.

WRONG. Flak jackets are the past, bras are the future!

Just imagine the SWAT teams ten years from now.

Bra of Projectiles Prevention and Breathe Underwater, hm Killmore?

Killmore and Rigmarole reminded me of this:

Though I think the article relates more to kevlar bras.

Not loading for me. Anyone got another link?


Still, I would recommend a +1 Bra of Invisibilty instead.

No, no, no. We don’t need bras that hide the goods.

No man you’ve gotta’ think outside the Bra. I’m talkin’ bout the other kind of Invisibility.

Edit: My god! I can’t believe I just said that.

No fat chicks? :stuck_out_tongue: