Brain tumors

I ain’t getting them from cell phones. My secret? I use A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.

This thread gave me a humour tumour.

Do you know how many times independent research groups have discarded the dangers of cell phone radiation?
I don’t, but it is a lot of times.

I barely use my cell phone, so I don’t really care. You can’t call me on it, because it is turned off unless I’m calling someone and you can’t call me while I’m calling someone. I also hang up on all telephone numbers I don’t recognize.

Nul screens her calls!

Of course I do.
I would be flooded with calls if I didn’t. Everyone wants to have a word with Death.

I don’t even have a cellphone. I hate those things.