"Boy, I really wish I had the common cold!"

I want the ebola one.

Cause god knows she wouldn’t kiss YOU

And for some reason, you think you have any chance with her?

www.giantmicrobes.com

They’ve got more, including black death.

Oooo.
Plushified diseases!

I’m gonna buy them all! All 19 of 'em!

Gotta catch them all! Gotta catch them all!

But I DON’T wanna catch THAT.