Bernard Madoff gets sentenced to 150 years in prison

Well, someone’s been reading the wikipedia on Nietzsche.

OR:

Reminding everyone of their own mortality is pretty pointless, seeing as we all fucking know, today.

OR:

Wait, an angsty non-sequiter at Hades?

Only filthy $-lovers need food, housing, medical coverage, military protection (life’s pretty fun when the local raiders or foreign invaders are in charge) etc.