Before Crisis: More stuff.

Seraphim_Ephyon · February 2, 2005, 5:10pm

So I came across this official picture by Squeenix about the upcoming Before Crisis cellphone thingie and I thought I should pull my bloody perfectionist nitpicky asshole routine.

Now, answer me this:
[ul]
[li]Why is a regular-class SOLDIER (Namely Cloud) wearing the First-Class SOLDIER uniform and working alongside people who outrank him like hell?
[/li][li]How quick does hair grow on Japan? Because I could swear Reno had pretty long ponytail.
[/li][li]Why is Elena there? She joins the Turks only after you hospitalize Reno in the original game.
[/li][/ul]

Cidolfas · February 2, 2005, 5:34pm

Excellent questions. Shame nobody actually knows anything about FF7BC. -_-

Hades_Vulvuhzela · February 2, 2005, 6:15pm

Cloud’s deluded
Reno has extensions
Elena’s hot, so shut the fuck up. I’d tap that shit, yo.

system · February 6, 2005, 10:02pm

From what I’ve heard about the game, that is not Elena, But the female character that you play as.

Izlude1984 · February 7, 2005, 4:56am

Whatever, it has Reno and Rude in it. Its going to be badass.

Cidolfas · February 7, 2005, 7:38am

It’s already out. On cell phones. In Japan. And it’s never coming here, sorry to say.