Be incredibly depressed about your resume.

[Trillian]

Brian May, the guitarist of Queen, has a doctorate in astrophysics, I believe.

Hot.

[Arac]

He also may be a quantum physicist or not. /bad joke

IIRC Mick Jagger or Richards is an LSE graduate.

Mick Jagger studied econ at Cambridge.

[Rigmarole]

wiki mentions LSE but kinda focuses on stuff like being a rock star after that. NPOV