Yeah, some of you MIGHT remember this from a really long time ago. I sorta dicontinued it because I was being lazy. Well, I’m restarting it now, which is good, because after rereading some of it, it was sucky. -_- Hopefully my writing skills have improved. So, here’s the first chapter of my Azumanga Daioh/Kingdom Hearts crossover.
Kiro: Hello, and welcome to the all-new and revamped Azumanga Daioh!
Sora: How is it all-new? You’re just taking the old thing, and fixing some stuff.
Kiro: No! It’s new! Besides, the old one was never finished!
Riku: Just start the stupid thing! KH2 already came out! AND, you’ve almost beaten it!
Kiro: Enough, enough! Here’s the story.
Azumanga Daioh Meets Kingdom Hearts
Chapter 1: Pretty Swirly Portal Thingy
“Excuse me, Tomo!” Chiyo-chan called, running up to her friend’s desk.
“Busy right now! I’ve got candy to eat! I’m trying to break the world record for most blood-sugar!” She said, holding up a bag of candy, and a small black meter. Chiyo-chan looked at it for a minute, “Err, Tomo? What is that?” Tomo laughed and shook it around, “Well, it’s a blood sugar measuring thing! I got it off the black market, man, that place is so cool! The guy said it’d either measure my blood sugar, or explode, but what would one little explosion do against me, the mighty Tomo?”
Chiyo-Chan sighed, ‘Someday, Tomo is gonna hurt herself real badly….’ She thought, then looked at Tomo again,“I was wondering, since its almost summer vacation again, do you want to come to my beach house again? I’m inviting everyone.”
Tomo replied simply, and scarily, “WHY IN THE HECK- wouldn’t I?” Probably because she was having one of those random hyper outbursts that she has in the show, and because I need a bad excuse to try to be funny.
“Oh, great,” Said Chiyo, “but will your parents let you?”
Tomo thought for a minute, then her eyes lit up, “Parents? Oooooooh, you mean those things I keep in the back closet that feed on helpless young lettuce? I don’t thing they’ll care.” She said. Chiyo laughed nervously and quickly made her way across the room. Tomo just smiled and yelled, “I’ll see you soon!”
Chiyo walked towards Osaka, who was sleeping peacefully, and tapped her on the back… She slowly turned around to see Chiyo-chan smiling at her as best she could.
“Oh, hi Chiyo-chan.” Osaka mumbled, still not fully awake.
“Hi Osaka, I was wondering if you wanted to go to my beach house?”
“Alriiiight, hemruiihi…” Osaka continued babbling nonsense until she fell asleep and Chiyo-chan walked away.
Chiyo continued doing this for the rest of the day. Finally, she had invited Yomi, Kagura, Sakaki, Osaka, Tomo, and of course, Ms. Yukari and Ms. Nyamo were coming too. Finally, she got to Kaorin.
“Hello Kaorin, I know you usually have camp, but we’re all going to my summer home again, and I was hoping you could come!” Chiyo said.
Kaorin looked at her excitedly, “I can go this time! I don’t have camp!”. Chiyo smiled, “Great! See you soon!” And walked away.
A few days later, they were all packed and ready for the trip.
Yukari pulled out car keys and yelled, “Who wants to drive with me?”. Everyone shrank back in horror. However, Nyamo grabbed the keys away and smiled.
“Sorry, but you aren’t driving at all this time, I got us a van to use.” Everyone cheered and climbed into the van. Yukari slunk in after them.
Finally, after a few hours driving, they reached the house. Everyone piled out of the van and carried their bags inside. They separated from there, Kaorin falling Sakaki and swooning whenever she talked, Yomi and Kagura going to set up there sleeping things, and everyone else heading to the beach.
The beach group came back a few hours later, to find Yomi and Kagura yelling at each other over something. After they got calmed down, they all went to sleep…
Hours later, in the middle of the night, Father made his way slowly out of Sakaki’s Ear. When he was finally out he jumped and looked at the sleeping girls with disapproval.
“This is getting so dull! What are they thinking! I’ll have to do something…”
He turned around and thought about it for a minute, before clapping his paws together, “I’ve got just the thing!” Father exclaimed. He waved his arms in the air and a pinpoint of light appeared, then began to grow larger.
“There, this is going to be fun!” He disappeared in a puff of smoke just as some of the girls began to stir. Kagura was the first to get up.
“What the hell is that?!” She yelled, pointing at the light, which had now turned into a sort of hole in the air. Yomi grabbed her glasses and stared at it in confusion.
“Well, it looks like a pretty swirly portal….thingy” She said.
Nyamo stopped gaping and said, “But, why’s it-”
That was all she had time to say, before there was a blinding flash, and they were all gone.
Woot.
Constructive critism please, no, “Oh, that was teh suck.”. (Although, I hope it wasn’t so bad that people would really want to say that.
