Another 'Ask Me Questions' thread

Why do people make these threads?
Why do people think asking over used questions is funny?

Originally posted by Gizamaluke
Could Van Helsing kill Batman?

Anyone could kill Batman. He is not immortal.

Originally posted by ahkeeyuu
Who shot J.R.?
Who killed Kenny?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?

1-) J.R.R. Tolkien was shot? I thought he had been slain by some undead thing on an armless dragon.

2-) Who didn’t?

3-) Jessica. And she stayed will all his money. And he never found out that Jessica is actually a tranny, and she cheated him with Br’er Rabbit.

Originally posted by Sapphire Falcon
[b]What is the question to which the answer is 42?
How many roads must a man walk down?
How many times must the cannon balls fly?
How many seas must a white dove sail?
How many days will it be untill I get my laptop back?

Okay now for real questions:

What is your opinion on the forgien exchange program?

If you were given a choice to be an exchange student, where would you go?

If you could go into any fictional world, which would you go to?

(Yeah, I’m sick, how else would I be able to have time to type all of that) [/b]

1-) Death was the second being to spawn in the universe. What came first?
2-) As many as it takes to get to the one he loves, lest he wants to end up alone. Walking down the roads is easy, but most of them are in steep slopes that have to be walked upwards. Or climbed.
3-) They’re disegned to be shot only once, but I’ve seen people selling used cannon balls. And used coffins, used glass lens, used golden teeth…
4-) White doves don’t sail. They don’t need to. They can simply fly over the water. Sailing is for those who need boats.
5-) We say that a pet is yours if you let it go and it comes back.

He is probably perched in somewhere far from your house. That’s not a problem, for laptops can look over themselves fine. But he is probably resented at what you’ve done to him. Don’t worry, it’s just temporary. He will remember all the care (and food, and comfortable bed, and $$$) you gave to him and will forgive you and come back. It’s very important to treat him better from then on.

6-) Nice way to learn a new language. Also nice way to give younglings a reality shock by letting them lead their own lives having to get a job and take care of a house by themselves.

Ive had the shock of living in a city far away from my parents once, just that it was not on other country. I liked it though, and I’d go to another country next time.

7-) I’d be undecided among Canada, Spain, France or England.
:sunglasses: Discworld!!! I’d go to the UU!!!

Originally posted by Devillion
Why do people make these threads?
Why do people think asking over used questions is funny?

1-) We’re attention whores
2-) Conservationism

How U doin’?

Fine. Well, as fine as someone who gooes sleeping at 5:00 AM and wakes up at 12:00 PM everyday can be. They say my schedule ain’t healthy.

Hey, Ren!

  1. I have a funny story of how I became obssessed with English, too: by reading Comic Books! As I mentioned, I used to read a LOT of Spanish comics as a kid… but they were all DC and Disney reprints. One day, I discovered Comics in English at a local drugstore -including MARVEL comics!- and was BLOWN away!! I HAD to learn the language to understand them!! (They were also more expensive- there went my lunch money. 8P )
  2. Are you serious on the Witch Doctor thing? No, I have nothing against it, just want to avoid being accidentally offensive if you are.
  3. Uh, you know the J.R. who was shot was a character in the Soap Opera DALLAS, right?
  4. You have my sincere admiration for not only putting up with all this crap, but actually giving clever and/or funny answers to all of them. Heck, I might do my own Questions Thread one day!
    sounds of RPGC members stampeding away in horror :hahaha;

Originally posted by Ren
Fine. Well, as fine as someone who gooes sleeping at 5:00 AM and wakes up at 12:00 PM everyday can be. They say my schedule ain’t healthy.

You’re not a “Friends” man are ya :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez
[b]Hey, Ren!

  1. I have a funny story of how I became obssessed with English, too: by reading Comic Books! As I mentioned, I used to read a LOT of Spanish comics as a kid… but they were all DC and Disney reprints. One day, I discovered Comics in English at a local drugstore -including MARVEL comics!- and was BLOWN away!! I HAD to learn the language to understand them!! (They were also more expensive- there went my lunch money. 8P )
  2. Are you serious on the Witch Doctor thing? No, I have nothing against it, just want to avoid being accidentally offensive if you are.
  3. Uh, you know the J.R. who was shot was a character in the Soap Opera DALLAS, right?
  4. You have my sincere admiration for not only putting up with all this crap, but actually giving clever and/or funny answers to all of them. Heck, I might do my own Questions Thread one day!
    sounds of RPGC members stampeding away in horror :hahaha; [/b]

1-) Looks like me and games, I learned English more to have fun with stuff I like rather than for practical reasons.

2-) Yes. My favorite herbs are Maracujá and Guaraná, in no particular order. The first lowers blood pressure. People who don’t know it well usually fall asleep after a few cups. The second one is for keeping people awake. It is more powerful than coffee, with way less side effects - but harder to handle properly.

3-) No. I didn’t even know of a sopa opera named DALLAS.

4-) All you have to do is post first and think about what you’ve typed later ;D

Originally posted by Evangelion
You’re not a “Friends” man are ya :stuck_out_tongue:

I dunno what that’s supposed to mean >_<

Originally posted by Ren
1-) J.R.R. Tolkien was shot? I thought he had been slain by some undead thing on an armless dragon.

J.R. being a character from the hit TV series Dallas, not J.R.R. Tolkien.

Is the noise in my head bothering you?

How do you show pictures of quiz results on here? I just can’t figure it out!

Originally posted by Pappy’s daughter
[b]Is the noise in my head bothering you?

How do you show pictures of quiz results on here? I just can’t figure it out! [/b]

1-) No. It is quite interesting. A pity whoever is saying that has such a limited vocabulary. All I hear is “kill, destroy, pillage” repeating itself over and over.

2-) usually there is a text box with a lot of html coding on the result of such quizzes. Above the box you’ll read “copy these and paste somewhere else”. You just paste them on a post.

Thank you very much!

Why do teenage girls like Orlando Bloom so much?

Are you getting annoyed by me yet?

Originally posted by Pappy’s daughter
[b]Thank you very much!

Why do teenage girls like Orlando Bloom so much?

Are you getting annoyed by me yet? [/b]

1-) You are always welcome

2-) I don’t know, I have never been a teenage girl. What does it feel like?

3-) I deal with small children and RPGC in regular basis’s. It takes a lot more than anybody here has to annoy me.

I’m not really the average teenage girl, which is why I asked you. I should’ve known that you couldn’t answer though, being a male and all. Oh well. Here’s the last one, but the most important in my opinion.

Why won’t Scooby Doo DIE?!!!

Originally posted by Pappy’s daughter
[b]I’m not really the average teenage girl, which is why I asked you. I should’ve known that you couldn’t answer though, being a male and all. Oh well. Here’s the last one, but the most important in my opinion.

Why won’t Scooby Doo DIE?!!! [/b]

He’s already died. He’s way past his time, but whomever is holding his copyrights right now hasn’t found out about it yet.

Just kidding. The reason is simple: toons don’t have a ‘life’ as we know it. Their life stands for just as long as people keep watching or reading them. Even if they die, they will always respawn when people unearth them decades later and start watching or reading them again.

Add to that, he’s got a very long lasting contract with Hanna Barbera.

Wha? Everybody knows FRIENDS! Even Renata knows Friends and she lives in Brazil! It’s a tv show…I guess you don’t watch tv.

I can answer the Orlando Bloom one. He was Legolas in LOTR. Tights, long hair, the bow and arrow. A strange (romantic?) closeness to Aragorn. How could you not love this man as an elf?
Although he’s nice as a pirate, he’s nothing compared to Johnny Depp, I must admit.

I know waht Friends is, it’s just that I’ve only watched one episode* and I didn’t like it, so I never ever watched any other one again. I thought ‘FRIENDS man’ was supposed to be some slang they used fro something in the series.

And I do watch TV, just not as much as a I should. I like reading and gaming better.

As for Orlando, I didn’t know he’s Lego. Now I have a better answer for Daught’s question. Girls like him because he’s girlish. Same reason why Leonardo DiCaprio was a hit among them years ago. You know, every girl is supposed to have some gay friends that will be the only men to join them in the chatting with other girls about fashion, clothes, haircut etc. DiCaprio, Bloom, Backstreet Boys etc, however, are not only girlish but also celebrities, so they attract girls like magnets attract iron.


*One episode in which a guy gets to know he is going to be a father, but the girl who’s pregnant from him lets him know that she is lesbian and wants to live with her girlfriend and raise the child there with her lover, away from the biological father.

Why do people always say he’s girly :open_mouth:

Ok so he is but you know you want to run your fingers through that long silky river of blonde hair dreamy sigh

What is love?
Is ‘true love’ real, or does love change?
Is hope enougt to combat all the evils in the world, or is it a losing battle?

Originally posted by Evangelion
[b]Why do people always say he’s girly :open_mouth:

Ok so he is but you know you want to run your fingers through that long silky river of blonde hair dreamy sigh [/b]

1-) because he has some traits you would expect to find on girls but not on boys.

2-) No, I don’t. I’d rather like to run my fingers through the hair of a red-haired girl.

Originally posted by The Wizardmaster
What is love?
Is ‘true love’ real, or does love change?
Is hope enougt to combat all the evils in the world, or is it a losing battle?

1-) Love is a feeling.
2-) True Love is semi-real. It is a hentai game. But if you mean real life love, it is fully real and it does change over time.
3-) A little of both.

Originally posted by Ren
.2-) No, I don’t. I’d rather like to run my fingers through the hair of a red-haired girl

Chrono Cross Luccia laugh Oh ho ho ho ho!:kissy: